When do the fixtures come out?!?

When do we first see the images of the 2016 home and away kits?

What position will the first signing to be announced play?

Where is griff when you need him?



Does the poster with the most questions win a free season ticket?

Has Dan had a good lecture,yet,from a sober lecturer?

Where will we be playing our home matches next season?

I completely forgot about that one - and it is the most important





( I'll be able to multi-task after the operation.)



Will the fixtures be released if Leigh go over the cap prior to the matter being legally resolved?

Have Leigh already had acceptance from their legal advise that they can go over the salary cap?

Will the Qualifiers continue;if so,with what,if any,tweaking?

Will the Summer Bash at Blackpool be continued?

Have Leigh already gone over the salary cap?

Will Leigh backside drop out again at the end of the season?

Will the bloody Eagles beat Fax again?

Will you have more than 2 taxis?

Will next season be as exciting as this one?

On the last one, I hope so, see you all next year.

Leigh will go through the season unbeaten, Leigh will get into SL,Leigh will get into the CC semi Finals ,and Derek B will win the XFACTOR. Next year.

In keeping with the thread title you have certainly got in first,Charlie,and shown the usual modest expectations of Leigh followers - or the strength of the hallucinogens in the Leigh part of Wigan.

When are you,Rowley and Beaumont starting filming the English version of the 3 Stooges?

Don't slap Rowley too hard around the head.






Oh,go on then.

I actually have, surprising as it sounds.

Charlie I think this post is about asking questions ot providing stupid / impossible and irrelevent answers!

Good.Good.Don't forget the leisure - Seaham Hall - Lord Byron connection.The poet,'Happiness was born a twin'.You have to share it.

The Serenity Spa.Amy will love it.Expensive;but worth it!

When the fixtures emerge,now that Dewsbury have signed Tonka and Groat - it will feel like a home game to the 2 of them,if we play at The Keepmoat.

I like a slow,very slow,release of good news...

There are always more questions than answers,it's the way of the world,a Wise Clown ,once said,Don't arrive before the Event has started because the truth might be uneven,don't ask what it means, I'm NOT a Wise Clown.

A wise clown? I thought clowns were supposed to be funny? You were quite amusing predicting Leigh Centurions to win something next year,though.Not quite as funny as Beaumont backing losers Leigh,and not only that,loser Burnham.

How about a joke a day - to cheer you losers up during the off-season? I'll get in first,this one is with regard to Corbyn.

Why do Marxists only drink camomile tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

Stick around.They can only get better.