Hi

Just to all those fans who sing about 'ain't got no history'

You all make yourselves sound so naive by singing a double negative so when I hear it I find it aggravating that you are implying they have history by singing the song. And FYI I am 16 and I can notice this idiotic mistake.

In the future try and think of songs that are grammatically correct!

Fail.

It is a double negative, but who really cares?

Yes. Yes you are.



Now please return to school and learn the value of the occasional full-stop.



It tends to stop people's eyes from watering (either from your overly long sentences, or from the laughter at your pedanticism).

it's bit early in the day and week to be drinking cheap cider

Actually, I feel that I may have been a little harsh on the original poster, as he quite obviously has a defect which prevents him from enjoying any song which is grammatically incorrect and would like to help him by providing changes which may make his life more bearable.



To start with the obvious, we should immediately cease from chanting "Ther'e only one Karl Pryce", as I performed a Facebook search and found 4 separate "Karl Pryce's".

Obviously, not all 4 (if any) can be our Karl Pryce, so I would like to recommend that we forget this song as it it factually incorrect.



Next - "Take me home, Wigan Road"....

Whilst there are undoubtedly numerous Wigan Roads in the country, we should immediately change this to "Take me home, Loire Drive", as that would actually guarantee our safe return to the DW Stadium.



Could I now suggest that somebody takes a stopwatch to the Leeds match?

I suspect that at some point, we will sing "Bounce in a minute, we're *gonna* bounce in a minute", followed by the Bouncy Song. (Note the asterisks and feel free to substitute with "going to" if it makes you feel better).

The stopwatch should be used to ensure that the time taken between the opening line of "Bounce in a minute" and "We're bouncy, bouncy...." is actually 60 seconds. Otherwise, we are making false promises and could be judged to be misdirecting our own fans.



Finally - "Saint Helens is full of s**t"....

Actually, I can't see anything wrong with that summation of the town.



Seriously mate - Get a life.

(And yes, I do appreciate the irony of making that particular statement at the end of this particular post).